17 Names That Are Impossible For Babies To Have


Unless your baby is 75 or older, amirite? posted on January 3, 2014 at 4:54pm EST

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Used in a sentence: Ethel, do you need another bowl of soup?

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Used in a sentence: Greta! I haven’t seen you since the war ended!

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Used in a sentence: Ira! Oh, Ira!

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Used in a sentence: My grandma Beverly is coming to visit.

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Used in a sentence: Jerry, fetch me that keen thing, would ya?!

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Used in a sentence: Pearl, I remember when we used to drink milkshakes at the diner while the boys rode around in their T-birds.

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Used in a sentence: Earl was 46 when we landed on the moon!

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Used in a sentence: Wallace is my grandpa. Really!

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Used in a sentence: “What’s a tweeter?” Phyllis exclaimed.

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Used in a sentence: Bernard, your varicose veins are protruding!

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Used in a sentence: Ruth remembers when she walked to the corner store to pick up the very first copy of The Great Gatsby.

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Used in a sentence: Happy birthday, Mildred! *blows out 89 candles*

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Used in a sentence: Marsha, Marsha Marsha!

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Used in a sentence: Edna used to send telegrams to her boyfriend.

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Used in a sentence: Eunice had her hip replaced six years ago.

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Used in a sentence: Gary saw Snow White when it came out in theaters!

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